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JRPGfan said:
mutantsushi said:

Unfortunately, not really. The guy spend a minute and a half on the very first tall jump in the tutorial.
It was NOT a matter of doing the right thing but not finessing the controls. It's quite clear that early on
he DOES achieve the necessary tall jump without managing the Dash which the tutorial text spells out.
What does he proceed to do? NOT repeat the tall jump and try to finesse the Dash again...
He proceeds to repeatedly try low jumps smashing into column, despite that obviously not going to work.
Nothing to do with controls, he simply was dull headed and unable to focus on WHAT THE GAME SPELLS OUT.

He writes in article how he assumed you killed things by jumping on them like in Mario... 
Yet when that didn't work and he died, he didn't change his actions, but kept repeating same bad tactic.
That's just not the sign of somebody who is truly paying attention to the game he is playing.
He was on autopilot from some memory of playing Mario as a 10 year old or something.

or he was too lazy to do the gameplay himself, and had his kid do it? :P

Plot twist: He actually developed an AI that can learn to become the best speedrunner in video games, but he had neglected to set any initial parameters for it prior to testing it with Cuphead. He probably had a contract that stated that he should play the game himself, so he tried to pass it off as himself failing badly at the game.

Soon, we will all regret heaping embarassment on the man who created the greatest Cuphead speedrunner of all time, capable of pushing the meta while being TAS-tier in its responsiveness...



 
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Well he doesn't utterly fail since he does complete it, but that was just PAINFUL to watch, you don't need to be a great gamer to be a gaming journalist, but this is like watching a 3 years old kid or a monkey playing, is just too much



Everyone in this thread defending him clearly didn't click the video. Look at the first 90 seconds and come back and edit your posts.

Not only that, the guy has apparently been a video games journalist for 18 years, and the title was originally "Gameplay footage of Cuphead - it ain't easy".

There's zero merit to whiteknighting this sorry display. It's embarrassing, it's awkward to watch, and this guy has no place as a writer about games, all the more so if he's actually been doing it almost 20 years as he claims. The dude literally jumped against a pillar for over a minute nonstop. Words can't explain it. Watch the first 90 seconds. Then come back.



Lauster said:
What I see is a particular situation you want to consider as a norm.

Dean Takahashi is perhaps not a pro with a controller, but it is one of the best vg journalists in US, especially in the economics of video games. He doesn't claim to be a video game critic.

Furthermore, I think the game has a poorly presented tutorial and rigid gameplay.

you can't be one of the "best journalist" in a topic that you personally struggle at

also economist and journalist are two different things



o_O.Q said:
Lauster said:
What I see is a particular situation you want to consider as a norm.

Dean Takahashi is perhaps not a pro with a controller, but it is one of the best vg journalists in US, especially in the economics of video games. He doesn't claim to be a video game critic.

Furthermore, I think the game has a poorly presented tutorial and rigid gameplay.

you can't be one of the "best journalist" in a topic that you personally struggle at

also economist and journalist are two different things

Did you read his book "Opening the Xbox" ? It's a good job of journalistic investigation.

You can be one of the best recognized journalists about the video game industry without being a skilled player.



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Oh no! I can't even imagine struggling at a game. That must be terrible.



I really didn't expect it to be THAT bad. He claims he isn't trolling, but he has to be. I quit watching at the 55 second mark. How many times does he try to jump on the second object in the exact same manner?



- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."

COKTOE said:
I really didn't expect it to be THAT bad. He claims he isn't trolling, but he has to be. I quit watching at the 55 second mark. How many times does he try to jump on the second object in the exact same manner?

Around 25 times ...



Damn that was rough. I'd feel bad for him if he weren't a paid game journalist.



He plays like someone who never actually played a video game before, come on lol.




He died like 30 times on the first level and doesn't look like he was actually able to beat it.