I can't read Kanji, but I can understand a tiny bit if I read it like that: 

Konban wa! Watashi wa nihongo de kakitaidesu. Nihongo o benkyō shimasu, dare mo benkyō shimasu ka.

Good evening! I like to write in japanese. 

I can't really make out the last sentence without using google translation :)

I need to take a japanese course soon. But there is not much time to do so . Way too busy with work :(

ノットヂスシットアゲン！

Unlike most in this thread, I do not need the help of Google to sound like a retard.

ごめんね、ぼくは日本語わからないです

Still need to finish learning katakana so I can move on to kanji and vocabulary =P

Konichiwa Tokyo ching chang.

I don't speak any Japanese.

Hmm naruhodo... :thinking:

Baka Vgpolyglot-san

For making me feel bad for not knowing a lick of Japanese. Time to watch more anime.

どんなアニメを見ますか。

The text I typed out was a reference to some shoop I saw a while back with the lyrics "Not this shit again" and it crudely transliterated into katakana.

大学で勉強します。日本に行きたいですが、金がありません。：－（

It's never too late to start!!