Might've been the year before.

Yeah these people got super finessed.

I can see it now. All of the poems screenshotted as she shares it on her favorite subreddits (probably r/justneckbeardthings or r/cringe) and her friends as they laugh about how lonely some people are on here. They begin to roast the users on here as the stickey note on the Ti would probably be the only compliment they ever got from a woman that isn't their mom. Once they put in the ti, they'd continue to jerk off on hentaihaven as they realize they couldn't even get a girlfriend on 20+ years due to their nonexistant social skills. No GPU can save a person from such an embarrassing poem and the inability to get a girl to actually love them.

...yikes that's gotten pretty depressing. Gotta stop before I hate myself too

Uhh...if I had people send poems this awful for a computer part, I'd honestly laugh my ass off and then never come back (or maybe come with an alt id as a male).

I'm being completely serious when I say some of these poems were actually painful to read. I honestly believe some people here have 0 experience with talking with a woman. Not even someone's wife would want some borderline creepy poem which has the quality of a meme from 9gag or Buzzfeed (eww). 

I was here to see some funny poems in the beginning, but I think some people took this pretty seriously. It's rather embarrassing, and I'd honestly never do this. Knowing her, it's pretty clear she may have done it as a joke (kind of like how some youtubers give out free BMW's to whoever subscribes).

Never thought I'd be criticizing people's social skills on a videogame website, but here I am.

She's had way worse interactions with this forum. Read her wall. Or read that onion booty thread.
I think your assumption stems from a place of insecurity.

Hey, I ain't ashamed to admit I jerk off on Hentai Haven

Why do you assume she couldn't get to a point where "enough is enough"?

I think your assumptions stem from a place of infatuation.

I wrote one of the first poems and my son wrote the second one.  We did not know onionberry as a person nor was the emotion real (she set the rules, not us). It was fun trying to win the grafix card.  I think all the other poets felt the same way and had fun.  You may be reading more into this than what is actually there. I wouldn't mind more threads that involved a competition in writing skills, poems, songs, or trivia.  These are fun.  I'm looking forward to see who the winner is here.  If it was a fake contest, then it isn't shame one me.

In the past, ob has and does call people out.

@infatuation. major lulz

I wasn't trying to be mean to him. It's just that when a dude says that he thinks a girl asked a guy to write a poem for her solely for the purpose of mocking them with her other friends for believing her, it comes across as insecurity. People don't do that for fun.

I'd be just as worried if someone else did this. You wouldn't know this, but I searched out Hatmoza when he disappeared too, and padib.

Time for me to write a poem:

The only benefits from here is for Onionberry to rake
For the clear desperation wasn't even the cherry on the cake
You fools were finessed and tricked with ease
Seeing your reactions were such a please!
With writing skills worse than Sonic 06
I learned that you and flirting clearly don't mix

(Drop mic here)

Is this directed at me? Let's be honest, wouldn't you rather that this was fake than your conclusion, that something horrible happened to her?