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-CraZed- on 18 August 2017

monocle_layton said:
Plot twist:

The box has no GPU and only a picture of her butt

Still a win in my book.

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Alby_da_Wolf on 18 August 2017

Chrizum said:
Perhaps we scared her away. I know I would be terrified after reading some of these poems.

mZuzek said:

FIT_Gamer said:

Or maybe life happened and she just hasn't have time to announce the winner.

What's a "life"?

theprof00 said:
Ok, which one of you kidnapped her

caffeinade said:

theprof00 said:
Lol I feel like writing another poem.

Oh onionberry
You're such a shining star.
You make me feel invincible
Like link with a fairy jar
If I could I would just tie you up
And keep you in my house,
I'd make a cameo here And there,
Like Sora and Mickey mouse
I'm like Luigi you should know,
With a shiny shell,
So don't you try and pass on me,
Cuz I will give you hell.
That's why no one has seen OB,
Ive got her in a cage,
This is no joke this is no game
She's locked up in a cage.
People think I'm always joking,
I do comic relief,
But no I'm trying to tell you that
I kdnapped her seriously

Thank You Mario, But Our Princess is in Another Castle.

LOL

monocle_layton said:
Plot twist:

The box has no GPU and only a picture of her butt

I suspect many of us would like it at least as much as the GPU

-CraZed- said:

monocle_layton said:
Plot twist:

The box has no GPU and only a picture of her butt

Still a win in my book.

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Dgc1808 on 18 August 2017

plot twist: there's a 3rd condition. The winner will be announced when we figure it out.

4 ≈ One

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Scisca on 18 August 2017

Scisca said:

POEM for my Bae

Hey! Listen, my fair Onionberry
How do I want to pop your cherry
You are my life, my mephedrone
And since it's dangerous to go alone

Join my life-quest and of your own accord
I'll let you unsheathe my Mastersword
For you I shall fight if ever need be
Till all your round booty are belong to me

They say love is war, war never changes
So let us skip the more boring stages
Let's couch co-op your favourite game
Not gonna stop till neighbours know my name

Something tells me, despite my hassle
My GPU is in another castle

The GPU is a lie
[...]

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