Oh, well, I'll be back in half an hour.....

If my girlfriend sees this thread, I am pretty sure my Switch pre-order would end up cancelled.

Not sure if serious or not (you never know on this forum, here are many very special people).

Playing Zelda on the Switch in the bus will make 99% of all attractive woman think your even more akward then you look like. Sorry to tell you guys.

I already have a PS4 pro so I am beyond redemption already. Nothing can fix that not even a Switch.

My friend wants to know if it makes your penis bigger too

Guess I'll be the proof that this is nonsense as per usual!

That 1% is the girl I need.

Hey girl, I'd like to dock with you.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh course! 1 2 Switch will prepare you for that! Feeling the balls while grasping it on your hand! And how much you can squirt the fuck out of it! And get that perfect body with Arms!

"Nintendo is clearly being very optimistic about the Switch, as there are eight people shown playing the console in this image, which is roughly four more than the number of people who bought wiiu"

Ded.