Hello friends, I'm back with another thread by popular demand. This time I've decided to take a long and hard (hehehehe) and critical look at the upcoming Switch lineup. For full disclosure, I haven't played any of these games, I don't plan on buying a Switch anytime soon, and I don't really care about Nintendo at all. So let's take a look.

Super Bomberman R: Wow, Konami made a video game that isn't intended for a Japanese casino. Well done. Unfortunately they're reviving Bomberman over Suikoden or Castlevania, y'know, something people actually care about it. Anyways, looks like a PS2 games but it costs $60 and probably has micro transactions. I'm sure a couple people will buy it.

I am Setsuna: Square Enix decided to make a throwback RPG to the good old days before your lives turned to crap. Too bad the game ended up crap too. Just buy it in a 3 dollar Steam sale down the line cause that's all its worth.

1, 2 Switch: lololololol wtf is this shit Nintendo what are you even doing anymore soccer moms stopped playing video games a long ass time ago lmao.

Just Dance 2017: Cause apparantly this series is still a thing

Has been Heroes: I don't know what this is and I'm way too lazy to look it up. Prolly gonna flop. 

Snipperclips: Looks neat. I'll wait for it to be free on PS+ or whatever the Nintendo equivalent is called. 

Zelda: Wow, finally, an honest to god must have exclusive launching with th- wait what? It's on WiiU? Day and date? Oh. 

Welp that's the whole lineup. Quite stellar. I s'pose it's better than the DS lineup.

Guess everyone's gonna wait til the holidays when Mario comes to save the day. 

Thoughts?

Its horrible. What do you want us to say?

Is it cause you're a Bomberman fan?

Cause I need someone to explain the appeal to me.

The Zelda game is reminiscent of Skyrim, which I played two months straight without touching another game when it lauched.
I, along with many people can SpamFap on Zelda for days on end. Zelda alone makes this launch lineup better than Wii u

Man, you've got poor taste in games. 

That's okay though. A lot of people do. 

Guess Zelda will have to take a backseat for you then...

looks alot better than the 3DS & Wii U launch lineups at least.

Zelda is a launch game. So the Switch launch line-up is awesome in my book. =P

Even if it's on the Wii U, the fact that the Switch allows me to play a full-fledged console Zelda game on the go makes the Wii U version hard to consider. 

please elaborate further. Is Skyrim a bad game?

Whats the defenition of "a good taste in games" according to you?I'm not being sarcastic, I'm actually serious. 

Yes.

Not Skyrim!