Hello friends, I'm back with another thread by popular demand. This time I've decided to take a long and hard (hehehehe) and critical look at the upcoming Switch lineup. For full disclosure, I haven't played any of these games, I don't plan on buying a Switch anytime soon, and I don't really care about Nintendo at all. So let's take a look.
Super Bomberman R: Wow, Konami made a video game that isn't intended for a Japanese casino. Well done. Unfortunately they're reviving Bomberman over Suikoden or Castlevania, y'know, something people actually care about it. Anyways, looks like a PS2 games but it costs $60 and probably has micro transactions. I'm sure a couple people will buy it.
I am Setsuna: Square Enix decided to make a throwback RPG to the good old days before your lives turned to crap. Too bad the game ended up crap too. Just buy it in a 3 dollar Steam sale down the line cause that's all its worth.
1, 2 Switch: lololololol wtf is this shit Nintendo what are you even doing anymore soccer moms stopped playing video games a long ass time ago lmao.
Just Dance 2017: Cause apparantly this series is still a thing
Has been Heroes: I don't know what this is and I'm way too lazy to look it up. Prolly gonna flop.
Snipperclips: Looks neat. I'll wait for it to be free on PS+ or whatever the Nintendo equivalent is called.
Zelda: Wow, finally, an honest to god must have exclusive launching with th- wait what? It's on WiiU? Day and date? Oh.
Welp that's the whole lineup. Quite stellar. I s'pose it's better than the DS lineup.
Guess everyone's gonna wait til the holidays when Mario comes to save the day.
Sigs are dumb. And so are you!