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Hello friends, I'm back with another thread by popular demand. This time I've decided to take a long and hard (hehehehe) and critical look at the upcoming Switch lineup. For full disclosure, I haven't played any of these games, I don't plan on buying a Switch anytime soon, and I don't really care about Nintendo at all. So let's take a look.

Super Bomberman R: Wow, Konami made a video game that isn't intended for a Japanese casino. Well done. Unfortunately they're reviving Bomberman over Suikoden or Castlevania, y'know, something people actually care about it. Anyways, looks like a PS2 games but it costs $60 and probably has micro transactions. I'm sure a couple people will buy it.

I am Setsuna: Square Enix decided to make a throwback RPG to the good old days before your lives turned to crap. Too bad the game ended up crap too. Just buy it in a 3 dollar Steam sale down the line cause that's all its worth.

1, 2 Switch: lololololol wtf is this shit Nintendo what are you even doing anymore soccer moms stopped playing video games a long ass time ago lmao.

Just Dance 2017: Cause apparantly this series is still a thing

Has been Heroes: I don't know what this is and I'm way too lazy to look it up. Prolly gonna flop. 

Snipperclips: Looks neat. I'll wait for it to be free on PS+ or whatever the Nintendo equivalent is called. 

Zelda: Wow, finally, an honest to god must have exclusive launching with th- wait what? It's on WiiU? Day and date? Oh. 

Welp that's the whole lineup. Quite stellar. I s'pose it's better than the DS lineup.

Guess everyone's gonna wait til the holidays when Mario comes to save the day. 

Thoughts?

 



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Its horrible. What do you want us to say?



Thanks, your review gave me a good laugh, thread of the year material here. (I'm serious)



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Nintation360 has made better threads.



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RolStoppable said:
Nintation360 has made better threads.

Is it cause you're a Bomberman fan?

Cause I need someone to explain the appeal to me.



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Shouldn't you be getting vivisected in New Mexico?



The Zelda game is reminiscent of Skyrim, which I played two months straight without touching another game when it lauched.
I, along with many people can SpamFap on Zelda for days on end. Zelda alone makes this launch lineup better than Wii u



Bet with Intrinsic:

The Switch will outsell 3DS (based on VGchartz numbers), according to me, while Intrinsic thinks the opposite will hold true. One month avatar control for the loser's avatar.

flashfire926 said:
The Zelda game is reminiscent of Skyrim, which I played two months straight without touching another game when it lauched.

Man, you've got poor taste in games. 

That's okay though. A lot of people do. 



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Fusioncode said:
RolStoppable said:
Nintation360 has made better threads.

Is it cause you're a Bomberman fan?

Cause I need someone to explain the appeal to me.

It's fun.

You can't beat it 



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Mar1217 said:
Fusioncode said:

Is it cause you're a Bomberman fan?

Cause I need someone to explain the appeal to me.

It's fun.

You can't beat it 

Guess Zelda will have to take a backseat for you then...