lol that reminds me, back in my high school wrestling days the coach was yelling at one of my teammates and told him to show respect, the kid responded "I AM RESPECT!!!"

But ya Ive never once heard a hetero joke in my life.

1) are you talking about the 75 cents per dollar thing?

2) No one likes people who talk too much. period. 

3) Healthier? I'm quite sure having your rib cage visible or have layers of fat isn't healthy at all. Then again, I don't know how humans think. I avoid social media and magazines a lot, so perhaps my ignorance may show due to not being more interested in the social world.

4) I understand some people have more advantages over the other. It's irritating when people use double standards. 

Here, look at this study: http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/htus8008.pdf

it's shown that blacks(even though they're only 20% of the population) commited 50% of all crime. Is that an issue? Of course it is. However, I will not ignore the fact that whites commited 40%, which is also a high number. Some people will choose to ignore anything a minority does and nitpick all mistakes from others. Whether if it'd be against men, whites, CIS, heterosexuals, Christians, and so on, I think the left has corrupted our process of judgement with a "agree or be an enemy" viewpoint.

There are laws on the books in some states  that can send you to jail for spitting on the sidewalk but i ve never heard anyone going ot jail for it

Women benifit from affirmative action-  ie in many colleges and companies a woman with equal or lesser scores/experience/resume etc will gain admittance to a school or be given a job/promotion ahead of the very men "in power" you mention

re body type-  can t argue w you there

one person s opportunitty comes at the expense of anothers-    over time the cream rises to the top naturally-   there is nothing wrong with letting it happen naturally-   but people are afrad of what it will look like- 

They're absolutely hilarious. However, apparently it's offensive if you say one thing about gays.

usually people will make jokes about straight people. I laugh it off because I'm not a baby I know that it's a joke.

Ah yes, the plight of the straight, white, man. How difficlut life has become! Why can't I say whatever I want without any repercusions!?!? What's with all these PC police and SJWs trampiling on my 1st Amendment rights!?!?!?

Real talk though. As someone who is a straight, white, man....can we please just shut up for a minute.

My demographic needs no protection. None. Who gives a shit if somebody says something mean about me, or makes a joke about my "people".

Here. I know it's just a stand up bit...but it gets the point I'm trying to make here pretty well. Edit: NSFW

You're speaking out of white guilt?

No! Not at all lol! I didn't have anything to do with Slavery or oppressing anyone. Hell, my family didn't even come to the US till after they free'd the slaves. I'm not hiring anyone and paying women less or whatever. My actions are 100% my own and I'll feel guilty when I fuck something up, but not a moment sooner.

But I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm being oppresed because of my race or gender. Because I'm not and anybody who think that we are is kidding themselves.

So, your actions are your own but you can speak for a whole race / gender?

Because the world would be boring? Because some people don't deserve it? Because we have an itch to fight for what we believe in and nothing called a "fight" can be nice?