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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSVbhZY40BA

I found this hilarious and I know others here will also find it rather amusing.



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As bad as I expected, not like it could go differently given Miyamoto worked on it... :v



Luke888 said:
As bad as I expected, not like it could go differently given Miyamoto worked on it... :v

.......what?



KLXVER said:
Luke888 said:
As bad as I expected, not like it could go differently given Miyamoto worked on it... :v

.......what?

Seriously, why are people so down on Miyamoto lately? He's a creative genius, and still putting out great games. Star Fox Guard is a side project, still pretty good, and Pikmin 3 was probably the best of the series. It is absurdly silly to blame him for Nintendo's problems, he's not the issue



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dongo8 said:
KLXVER said:

.......what?

Seriously, why are people so down on Miyamoto lately? He's a creative genius, and still putting out great games. Star Fox Guard is a side project, still pretty good, and Pikmin 3 was probably the best of the series. It is absurdly silly to blame him for Nintendo's problems, he's not the issue

Oh, I thought you said it had to be bad because Miyamoto was involved in it. My bad.

 

EDIT: Not the same guy. Man, these crow avatars are messing with me



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always love Yahtzee's reviews. You should post the R&C review along with the QB and judging games by the cover ones too, those are gold.



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dongo8 said:

Seriously, why are people so down on Miyamoto lately? He's a creative genius, and still putting out great games. Star Fox Guard is a side project, still pretty good, and Pikmin 3 was probably the best of the series. It is absurdly silly to blame him for Nintendo's problems, he's not the issue

He's definitely not a creative genius anymore.

Guard is unremarkable. Zero is dog poop. He made Wii Music and thought it was good. The thought Giant Robots was a good idea. He apparently ruined modern Paper Mario. He's responsible for why everyone hates Star Fox Adventures and are mixed on Command. He's responsible for the absolute stupidest design decision in Metroid (not counting Other M) by forcing a 2D platformer to be in the first person "because immersion," when the team were already prepared to make the right decision of making the game a 3rd person action platformer. His reason for not allowing a new F-Zero to surface is akin to "I have no new ideas for F-Zero," meanwhile Mario Kart 8 gets by on "antigravity" that plagerizes design concepts from F-Zero for its "new idea."

Miyamoto hasn't been a "creative genius" since the N64 era at the farthest. Miyamoto is a hasbeen who, at best, lessens games and, at worse, completely ruins them.



Not only that but the game is 4 HOURS!!!... 4 FUCKING HOURS!!! If this wasn't Nintendo they would be getting insane shit for it.



How much real involvement does he has? Cause in these games he is a supervisor and a producer, but not a designer, and has not been a designer in years. Producer is a very broad position.



spemanig said:
dongo8 said:

Seriously, why are people so down on Miyamoto lately? He's a creative genius, and still putting out great games. Star Fox Guard is a side project, still pretty good, and Pikmin 3 was probably the best of the series. It is absurdly silly to blame him for Nintendo's problems, he's not the issue

He's definitely not a creative genius anymore.

Guard is unremarkable. Zero is dog poop. He made Wii Music and thought it was good. The thought Giant Robots was a good idea. He apparently ruined modern Paper Mario. He's responsible for why everyone hates Star Fox Adventures and are mixed on Command. He's responsible for the absolute stupidest design decision in Metroid (not counting Other M) by forcing a 2D platformer to be in the first person "because immersion," when the team were already prepared to make the right decision of making the game a 3rd person action platformer. His reason for not allowing a new F-Zero to surface is akin to "I have no new ideas for F-Zero," meanwhile Mario Kart 8 gets by on "antigravity" that plagerizes design concepts from F-Zero for its "new idea."

Miyamoto hasn't been a "creative genius" since the N64 era at the farthest. Miyamoto is a hasbeen who, at best, lessens games and, at worse, completely ruins them.

Yeah, because everyone hates Metroid Prime... You are reaching. Sure the guy is not perfect, but only pointing out the changes that didnt work out as well and leaving out games like Pikmin, Mario Galaxy, Zelda etc just shows you have an agenda here...