Ocarina of Timing

Plays this musical instrument and you'll hit nothing but green lights in a way that you'll never have to slow down.

I read it as Akiba is Tripping. I don't know who that Akiba might be, but he shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms.

Simsing

Sims can finally sing........ Good!

Niering - A game where something keep constantly coming close to you.

Spec Ops: The Lining - A gritty, new take on people getting into orderly queues.

EDit need a better idea

Torchlighting.

All the torches in the world have gone out and you must relight them to bring back order. You will encounter dastardly foes such as the wind and rain which will attempt to hinder your progress and continue the Age of Darkness.

Slendering
A story of a man, who has been turned into a snake-human hybrid and must find out why he was taken away from his family for such an experiment. He's got snake-like abilities that let him pass his enemies undetected or take them down stealthly.

Sunset Overdriving.

It's sunset, and you need to get home before dark.

Some of these are amazing...ing

Donkey Kong Jungle Beating

A gorilla masturbation simulator (New play control). PG-13.