- twitter account by Kylo Ren shows his struggles and love for things emo, Hot Topic, Darth Vader and his love for Evanescence

it's not a tantrum MOM

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

Darth Vader had no father
I envy him

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

just once i wish my dad would respond to "I love you" with "I love you too"
mom too for that matter

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

*sings sadly into mirror*
when will my reflection show
who i am inside?
*puts on dark helmet*

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*comes to school after a three-day weekend* my name isn't Ben any more it's KYLO REN and i'm a dark knight

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015

*applies black eyeliner*
my parents don't understand me and i hate them
*applies black helmet*

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*picks out all the green and blue M&Ms and just eats the red ones*

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

podracing is the realest sport
i respect podracers so much

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

the only person who could truly understand what i'm going through died on the second death star before i was even born

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary
i met a guy at lunch named hux
he has read nietzche he says
he says everyone should read nietzche

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015

my name is kyle
my name is kyle
my name is kyle
my name is KYLO
fucking autocorrect

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

- remember this guy is Hux:

hot topic is a pretty great store

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015

dear diary
i told hux we should have a band of our own and he said yes but only if we call it Grand Moff Jerjerrod

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary
I told hux I did not think much of his name for our band
he said I should go solo
I told him never to mention that name again

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary
hux and i sat together at lunch
he agrees that the destruction of alderaan was justified

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary
hux wants me to come over and watch the films of leni riefenstahl
but it doesn't sound like darth vader is in them

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary
mom and dad still don't believe that my name is kylo
dad laughs whenever i say it
nobody at school calls me kylo but hux

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

i just don't think girls GET why darth vader is so great

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*makes a mixtape but it's just My Immortal and Darth Vader's theme over and over*

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

my dad just doesn't understand me
no one understands me but you
grandpa

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

i hate sand
grandpa was right
it gets everywhere

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

i'm not manspreading i'm saving this seat for darth vader

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*sighs* i wish i'd been born 60 years ago
i guess i just have an old soul

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

what about the civilian contractors who lost their lives on the second death star

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*serenading vader's burned-out helmet* wake me up inside
(i can't wake up) wake me up inside

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

ewoks are traitors

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

what if men and women just have naturally different levels of force ability

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

they make fun of me but kylo ren is a way realer name than biggs darklighter, the actual name of a man who my grandpa killed in a battle

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano*
*painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger*

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

I hope all the tweets I posted show up xD

I think you missed the best ones

"dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis"

and

"mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now...

also we are out of conditioner"

Those two are good ones. I can't post them all here, can I? :P

idk about you guys but i really liked kylo ren. And i didnt think these were too funny.

I seriously want to insert an 'My Immortal' fanfic joke here but I fear most would not get it.

I don't find them hilarious but make you feel like they could actually happened. Different senses of humor. I read two articles talking about this account so I shared.

I've no idea.

This is why I like Kylo Ren. That is exactly the type of person who would become a sith lol.

I believe there are two kinds of people that become a Sith: those who are emo at life and those who are honest sons of bitches.

Maybe a third option for those who are weaks, maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hsET0yccSs

Holy shit, two hours! Can I get a summary? :P