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Forums - Gaming - You wake up one morning and read that Microsoft bought Sony, what do you do?

Then i'd just have to pinch myself because I'd know that this was a dream within a dream...inception!



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It wouldn't happen. MS fans might as well wish for all diseases to be cured while they are at it.



I'd sever my penis straight down in half and contemplate what to do with the result my life. Then cry for 3 days straight and realizing it was porn that I really loved the most in life. Afterwards get mad at myself for severing my penis.







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Teeqoz said:
Snoopy said:
If I was a stock holder for Microsoft I would immediately start selling. Sony is doing great regarding playstation, insurance and that is about it.They lose way too much money in the other sectors to be considered valuable. Maybe if they drop all the dead weight first.

 

Sony as a whole is making a net profit. And also, movies, music, their devices segment (including stuff like their camera sensors, which are used in both Samsung's phones and iPhones), home entertainment & sound, imaging products & solutions are all profitable, some of them more profitable than Playstation. Furthermore, Sony's smartphone business, while not profitable at the moment, is a whole lot more succesful than Microsoft's Windows Phone.

 

Yes, but they had to sell off a lot of things to get that far. 11 straight years of losing billions of dollars, their stocks are one step above trash tier and the fact the Japanese government won't even bail them out if they go under. Sony is planning to lose billions of more dollars soon as well. They lost billions of dollars last year as well. http://www.gamespot.com/forums/system-wars-314159282/sony-full-year-results-1-25b-loss-ps-78m-loss-31261833/. This year they might make a profit overall. 

 

Source http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sony-reports-a-1-billion-loss-gaming-division-profitable-by-400-million.



Aeolus451 said:
It wouldn't happen. MS fans might as well wish for all diseases to be cured while they are at it.
                               

I don't think it will ever even be close to happen, but your argument sounds very 90's: "Sega would never EVER make a game for a Nintendo console" :)



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Abandon console gaming effective immediately.



I'd be like why did they buy a console with no games.

Anyway I'd go down, boot up my ps4 and be like wow it's exactly the same!



Vomit, vomit, vomit everywhere!



I would laught my ass off, then go and see the reactions from PS-fanboys like for instance the Kinda Funny-guys



d21lewis said:
I'd finish my coffee, kiss my family, get into my car, and then the car would explode.

Lmao!