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damkira on 19 March 2008
Words Of Wisdom said:
disolitude said:
If you are a really good gamer, you get to use a golden PSP to control the armies of heaven in order to fend off the dark legions from hell.

Why a golden PSP? Is God hogging the Golden NDS again?


 LOL that was a South Park

 



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Game_boy on 19 March 2008

Completely and utterly destroy every cubic centimetre of Microsoft's headquarters and incinerate every last copy of Microsoft Windows.

Then repent and Jesus will be punished for all of my actions (obviously) and then enter heaven.

You religious people make no sense whatsoever.



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Words Of Wisdom on 19 March 2008
mesoteto said:
@wow---kenny had to do that in south park

Eh, I'm not a South Park fan.  The show has its good moments, but it's pretty mediocre.



plzdontbanme on 19 March 2008
kazadoom said:

...then send me a message so that the thread does not get off topic.


 What do you think you have to do to get to Heaven?

 What?  You posting your thoughts on your topic will get the topic off topic? 



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luinil on 19 March 2008

I think he just doesn't want people to attack him before they post their own views. That is how I see it. Anyways as I believe that there is only one thing that needs to be done: Accept Jesus Christ's sacrifice of his life for your sins. Repent in this way and you get it, at least that is my view. People are entitled to other views and I obviously can't change them. Good day people.



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fkusumot on 19 March 2008

Killing infidels is a guaranteed way to get into heaven. Garanf-ucking-teed. Go find some infidels and kill them.

1. FIND INFIDELS
2. ???????
3. KILL THEM
4. HEAVEN CONFIRMED

It's really that simple. And for those of you worrying about a silly thing like murder; it's not murder if they're not believers.


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Dogs Rule on 19 March 2008

In my view, the path to heaven is one of compassion. It is therefore accessible to people of any religion. This compassion should extend to all forms of life.



kenzomatic on 19 March 2008

Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me." John 14:6

You keep making these threads that are essentially asking are you a christian. So why don't you just ask that or better "what religion are you?"

Edit: Actually I think there has already been one I wil find and revive it. 

Some believe you can be saved through good works
Some believe you have to repent
Some believe if you haven't repented everything before you die you go to hell
Some believe all you have to do is genuinely believe in christ
Some believe you have to be baptized
Some believe Gods people (Jews) will be saved at the second coming
And Obviously some beleive a combination of these things.

There's many more but thats all of the top of my head, Obviously this is from a christian stand point.

I personly agree with luinil.



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venepe on 19 March 2008

We have to determine that there is such a place in the first place in order to determine how one gets there.



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tombi123 on 19 March 2008

Ask politely at the door.