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Killing infidels is a guaranteed way to get into heaven. Garanf-ucking-teed. Go find some infidels and kill them.

1. FIND INFIDELS
2. ???????
3. KILL THEM
4. HEAVEN CONFIRMED

It's really that simple. And for those of you worrying about a silly thing like murder; it's not murder if they're not believers.