Use your imagination to describe developers' reaction to NX dev kit

EA

Quitely forward dev kits around the company asking for feedback. Sends it to DICE, "How doomed is it?"

Drafts an email to FIFA and Madden teams to develop an NX port for launch. Forgets to send it.

Bethesda

Takes a deuce on it and sends pics to DICE

DICE

Looks at Bethesda's pic, replies "lmfao bruh!" -- then boots up Battlefront 2 for NX

Ubisoft

Tries to run AC Syndicate on it, still gets bugs

Activision

Forwards dev kits to all their devs except Bungie and Blizzard

Bungie

Sends a note over to Activision asking about NX dev kits and whether they'll arrive soon. They want to try Destiny on NX. Doesn't get a response.

Capcom

Gets Street Fighter V running on NX, then decides to beg Nintendo for money

Konami

Stares at it

Tecmo-Koei

Successfully ports Hyrule Warriors to NX in an afternoon. Adds advanced jiggle physics.

2K

Does a coin toss on if it's still worth porting GTAV to NX

Konami wouldn't just stare at it...





They would wonder if it's some kind of new pachinko machine.

Sega - "Let's give another westernized Sonic a shot."

Platinum Games - "Let's make a game for it and see how much we can annoy people who have interest in it."

Microsoft - "Let's put Minecraft on this bitch and milk the franchise even more. Meanwhile, people will think we are the good guy, because we give Minecraft to all" 😆

(The dog is the dev kit)

What happened to the caption competition thread?

EA:

Does it support Origin?

SEGA:

Wanna do another three-exclusive deal thing? Guys? Guys??

Capcom:

Damn, bruh, look at all these games that wouldn't have been possible without Nintendo and the NX and that we'll later port to other consoles.

Ubisoft:

Now we can do half-assed port from the mobile versions instead of the console ones! BRILLIANT THING! HERE'S ONE BROKEN FREE COSTUME AS OUR APPRECIATION TOKEN!

EA

Lets wait an see if NX will get an sucsess. If it gets an sucsess, porting shovelware like fifa 17 to NX, based on the fifa 13 Wii U Edition with updated cadres.

2k/Rockstars

Trying to run early build on red dead redemption 2 on it. Were surprised it works well. Cancel development for the NX version because they got troubles to finish Ps4/xbone versions in time. May port it later if NX gets an sucsess

Activision

Make a cheap Call of Duty Port to NX and decide to not release any dlcs and co before NX is an sucsess

Warner

Same as Activision, but to support Nintendo they port Shadow of mordor to NX to see if third party titles sell good on the system. Beeing suprised after launch about bad sales on shadow of mordor.

Ubisoft

Port Assassins Creed and other games to NX and actually supports nintendo decent.

All third party developer

Are completly suprised that NX wont be a sucsess third party whise without any good third party games coming for NX.

Konami: "How many Pachinko games can we release on that?" "Zero" "Call Nintendo and say fuck you"

EA: "HAHAHAHAAHAAHAH make the phone call to nintendo they will get "support" from us"

Rockstars: "Can this thing run GTA 3?" "No" "Fuck this shit!"

Ubisoft: "So how is it?" "PERFECT our games run without bugs and glitches" "No No No take that shit out no game from us without bugs and glitches!"

Warner: "So how is it" "GREAT but we got a phone call from batman he don't want his games on this console" "Sorry Nintendo we can't go against the batman!"

"Fuck me this is impressive! what excuse can we use now to not put our games on a Nintendo system"

EA: Let's see if there's a big-enough fanbase to sell DLC-ridden games.

Ubisoft: Another console to rip-off fans!

Sega: Hey, want to put Sonic Games!? We're making Sonic Boom 2 and 3!

Warner: (Pretends it doesn't exist)


I guarantee there's going to be another stupid meme run that manages to get on the eShop as well.