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Konami: "How many Pachinko games can we release on that?" "Zero" "Call Nintendo and say fuck you"

EA: "HAHAHAHAAHAAHAH make the phone call to nintendo they will get "support" from us"

Rockstars: "Can this thing run GTA 3?" "No" "Fuck this shit!"

Ubisoft: "So how is it?" "PERFECT our games run without bugs and glitches" "No No No take that shit out no game from us without bugs and glitches!"

Warner: "So how is it" "GREAT but we got a phone call from batman he don't want his games on this console" "Sorry Nintendo we can't go against the batman!"