Did you really come from the future?? Will humanity land on the moon again? Will global peace ever be achieved? Will Zelda U on both WiiU and NX???

Those aren't games. Those are burned off tattoes.

This is one of the few games I've been looking forward to. I'd be surprised if it got very low reviews.

No, it looks fantastic.

Yeah, but actually, was I right about the NX?

The game looks sorta bad, but it doesn't look sub 73 on metacritic while being a Zelda game bad. Then of course, Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus got 76 on metacritic, so good games can get (relatively) low scores on meta as well.

It looks 10 times worse than R & C into the Nexus lol. And I'm not talking graphics.

Oh come on Samus, half of the things you say here is simply false and the other half are minor problems.

Have you played ALBW to begin with? Because the graphics and artstyle of that game looked really good on my 3ds screen, in fact I'm replaying it right now and I'm thinking the same, this game looks elegantly beautiful, the way it translates ALTTP style to this age and day is remarkable, it may not look impressive on pictures but it really does its work once you play it.

The same goes to the gameplay, that game is superb in that sense and this one has the same, is impossible that the gameplay is bad, in ALBW even cutting the grass is fun.

The story? really? the story? that´s the important thing on a 3 co-op multiplayer zelda spin - off, the story?? when even some of the biggest zelda games have pretty standart stories... just no.

The voice chat? What? So you don´t think that´s a big deal on Splatoon and suddlenly it is a big deal with this one?? There is 8 fundamental messages you can easily send to your mates with only the touch of your finger, that´s more comunication that you need, Nintendo is definitely not realising a game where kids can talk to strange people, and you know that.

The level design i have seen in all the new videos does not look bad at all, is like a mix between four swords and ALBTW but with the puzzles made for 3 people and more cooperative than 4 swords. 

The tedious singleplayer is the only one of your complainst that seems it could be valid, but on a game that is so heavily focused on the multiplayer, it is pretty normal if the singleplayer is not as good as the multi, we have seen that before many times in many great games. And not to be able to play with people in different continent sounds like a very minor complain, is gonna be a problem for a vast minority, mostly people like us that play with people we meet in forums, but even in that case there is a lot of european and NA and even japanese people here for instance.

It is not going to be the lowest scoring Zelda, in fact it looks pretty good for what it is .

By far the most pressing issue lol

Yaaah, but like I said, I think 76 was way too low for Nexus, and, let's be honest, reviewers have a little tendency to score certain franchises high regardless (Let's not kid ourselves).

I wish I could say this game would certainly score less than Into the Nexus, but I doubt that will be the reality.