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Hyped for the XN?

HELL YES! 12 57.14%
 
I'm sticking with the NX... 9 42.86%
 
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StarOcean on 28 September 2015
TheWPCTraveler said:
You didn't even mention the only thing they did right with the system, tsk tsk.

They partnered with Konami to emulate pachinko machines on the NX.

How did I miss that? You're right! It has the BEST pachinko emulation out of any game system ever. It's like being in a real Japanese casino, minus the cigarette smoke, alchol, and depressed middle aged Japanese men



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ReimTime on 28 September 2015

Don't forget how it uses the cloud to bring weather effects to your Mario kart racing sims



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TheWPCTraveler on 28 September 2015
StarOcean said:
TheWPCTraveler said:
You didn't even mention the only thing they did right with the system, tsk tsk.

They partnered with Konami to emulate pachinko machines on the NX.

How did I miss that? You're right! It has the BEST pachinko emulation out of any game system ever. It's like being in a real Japanese casino, minus the cigarette smoke, alchol, and depressed middle aged Japanese men

I know! I really really like the Metal Gear pachinko machine.

But, I miss the feeling of the real Japanese casino, I think I'll sell my NX, my house and my liver to go to Japan and spend my fortune on pachinko, what do you think?



 
I WON A BET AGAINST AZUREN! WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:3

StarOcean on 28 September 2015
TheWPCTraveler said:
StarOcean said:

How did I miss that? You're right! It has the BEST pachinko emulation out of any game system ever. It's like being in a real Japanese casino, minus the cigarette smoke, alchol, and depressed middle aged Japanese men

I know! I really really like the Metal Gear pachinko machine.

But, I miss the feeling of the real Japanese casino, I think I'll sell my NX, my house and my liver to go to Japan and spend my fortune on pachinko, what do you think?

I feel like you probably should. It's what any sane human would do. Go for it! You have nothing to lose but your money!



StarOcean on 28 September 2015
ReimTime said:
Don't forget how it uses the cloud to bring weather effects to your Mario kart racing sims

The Cloud really showed its potential on the NX. Hopefully it can be implemented even better on the XN



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TheWPCTraveler on 28 September 2015
StarOcean said:
TheWPCTraveler said:

I know! I really really like the Metal Gear pachinko machine.

But, I miss the feeling of the real Japanese casino, I think I'll sell my NX, my house and my liver to go to Japan and spend my fortune on pachinko, what do you think?

I feel like you probably should. It's what any sane human would do. Go for it! You have nothing to lose but your money!


okay, thank you for the sage advice.

Apparently, someone named "Toriyama" and "Kutaragi" is buying livers. I hope they're good guys.



 
I WON A BET AGAINST AZUREN! WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:3

StarOcean on 28 September 2015
TheWPCTraveler said:
StarOcean said:

I feel like you probably should. It's what any sane human would do. Go for it! You have nothing to lose but your money!


okay, thank you for the sage advice.

Apparently, someone named "Toriyama" and "Kutaragi" is buying livers. I hope they're good guys.

They sound trustworthy. Anyone with a foriegn name is always trustworthy #truthfacts #lifeadvicewithstarocean