What's NeXt after NX? *Parody*

[TheWPCTraveler]

StarOcean said:

TheWPCTraveler said:
You didn't even mention the only thing they did right with the system, tsk tsk.

They partnered with Konami to emulate pachinko machines on the NX.

How did I miss that? You're right! It has the BEST pachinko emulation out of any game system ever. It's like being in a real Japanese casino, minus the cigarette smoke, alchol, and depressed middle aged Japanese men

I know! I really really like the Metal Gear pachinko machine.

But, I miss the feeling of the real Japanese casino, I think I'll sell my NX, my house and my liver to go to Japan and spend my fortune on pachinko, what do you think?