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- Nadella was delivering a keynote address at Salesforce's annual Dreamforce conference when he called up to Cortana and gave it a command:

“Show me my most at-risk opportunities,”

- But Cortana opened a Bing search results page for "Show me to buy milk at this opportunity.&quot

- Nadella tried again but it opened reminders

- he gave it one last opportunity before acknowledging that it wasn’t going to work

- video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=630&v=RLD0vL5sreQ

http://www.independent.ie/business/technology/cortana-lets-microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-down-during-live-presentation-31534465.html



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Cortanna returns for halo 5 confirmed.



Cringeworthy



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I applaud Cortana for refusing to listen to a misogynistic pig, you can only be treated like someone's tool and property for so long before you snap.



Gotta give them the balls for having a live demo. But if your shit works, having a live demo shouldn't be considered a ballsy move.



There's only 2 races: White and 'Political Agenda'
2 Genders: Male and 'Political Agenda'
2 Hairstyles for female characters: Long and 'Political Agenda'
2 Sexualities: Straight and 'Political Agenda'

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Cortana probably fell asleep from all this boring talking and is only half assed listening.







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Master Chief probably brought her back to Halo! And that search though.



To be honest, his accent is hard to decode.



LurkerJ said:
To be honest, his accent is hard to decode.

^ this.



So artificial intelligence gets really sassy once you give it free will... They'll dismiss her misbehavior as a programing error and they'll claim they're going to "fix" her by destroying her personality and her individuality.



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