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1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
A) Less than 100.
B) Between 100-200.
C) More than 200.

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.
B) Second.
C) Third or worse.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
A) Yes.
B) Probably.
C) I would do nastier stuff than that.

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
A) I try to politely correct the misguided person.
B) I ignore it, because I really don't care.
C) I go all out. I would take a bullet for Nintendo.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.
B) Never. I've built a shrine for Shigeru Miyamoto.
C) I do it all the time. I am a whiner.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
A) I buy it anyway.
B) I wait for a price drop or don't buy it at all.
C) Nintendo doesn't release bad games.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
A) Yes, because they were wrong.
B) Yes, because they were right and the truth hurts.
C) Yes, but I don't remember why.

8. What do you think about third party games?
A) They are the reason why I am a Nintendo fan.
B) Some of them are quite good.
C) I only play them when I am high, drunk or both.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
A) I feel honored that he humors my presence.
B) I feel guilty because I have probably done something wrong.
C) I feel annoyed because he is so full of himself that Reggie Fils-Aime looks humble in comparison.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.
B) I lied a few times because I couldn't help myself.
C) Does it really matter? It's probably all about question 9 anyway.

Lastly, write down the most important reason why you think that you are a cool Nintendo fan.

Cause I will buy a Zero Suit Samus body pillow one day and make love to it

1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
B) Between 100-200. (I currently own this many, but throughout my life, I have owned more than 200)

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
C) I would do nastier stuff than that.

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
A) I try to politely correct the misguided person.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
C) Nintendo doesn't release bad games.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
A) Yes, because they were wrong.

8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are quite good.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
C) I feel annoyed because he is so full of himself that Reggie Fils-Aime looks humble in comparison.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.

I am a cool Nintendo fan because I play Nintendo games.

Pfff. The easy way. It's better when you give short descriptionsfor each user.

When will we find out what category we fit into??

1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
C) More than 200.

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
A) Yes.

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
A) I try to politely correct the misguided person.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
B) I wait for a price drop or don't buy it at all.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
A) Yes, because they were wrong.

8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are "quite good."

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
A) I feel honored that he humors my presence.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.

Lastly, write down the most important reason why you think that you are a cool Nintendo fan.

I hated the 3DS and Wii U before it was cool.

Name 'em.

You monster.

Why do you use the future tense?

1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?

A) Less than 100.

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
D) No (but maybe Xbox)

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
B) I ignore it, because I really don't care.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
B) I wait for a price drop or don't buy it at all.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
A) Yes, because they were wrong.

8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are quite good.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
A) I feel honored that he humors my presence.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.

I am cool. I am a Nintendo fan. Ergo, I am a cool Nintendo fan.

1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
B) Between 100-200

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
B) Probably (Where's the "no" option?)

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
A) I try to politely correct the misguided person.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
B) I wait for a price drop or don't buy it at all.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
C) Yes, but I don't remember why. (Where's the "no" option?)

8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are quite good.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
A) I feel honored that he humors my presence. (Where's the "depends on how he addresses me" option?)

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.
C) Does it really matter? It's probably all about question 9 anyway.
(Yes I have two answers )


Edit: Answer to why I'm a cool Nintendo fan, because I just love games naturally .