1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
B) Between 100-200.

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
No, i am not a child

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
A) I try to politely correct the misguided person.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
C) Nintendo doesn't release bad games.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
No

8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are quite good(just not on Nintendo-systems).

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
C) I feel annoyed because he is so full of himself that Reggie Fils-Aime looks humble in comparison.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.

For people like me who are into gaming for their "thrid" generation (since I only got a GBA SP in the 6th) it's impossible to have even more than 100 :p 

I had more fun than I thought I would answering this. Nintendo was my introduction to video games and shaped a lot of childhood years. First console was  an N64 and it was synonmous for video games as I didn't know other consoles existed until like 2000 with Dreamcast/PS2.

I found both answers i have for 5 and 7 funny, so I kept both. Feel free to double dock points from me.

THESE are the ones that will actually dock you points...

The thing is that this thread is to measure the coolness of the Nintendo fans, not if they are real or fake.

Boo, still no Uncool Nintendo Fans. :(

He's reserving that place for me .

And me!

You can be a real Nintendo fan, but not a cool one.

You can't write "Nintendo" without "cool", so you're lying.