Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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and I'm his cousin
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Chuck Norris is popular because the evangelical christians haven't had a messiah for a while.
damkira said: Chuck Norris is popular because the evangelical christians haven't had a messiah for a while.
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Christians have only ever had one Messiah and His name is Jesus Christ. There have been many influential Christians (followers and believers in Jesus), if that is what you mean by messiah.
OT> When the boogy man goes to bed at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
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Chuck Norris became internet-famous after the NBC Universal merger. Then Conan was allowed to show clips of Walker, Texas Ranger all the time, which built up to the super epic Chuck Norris cameo episode where they fought. Then he was internet-famous.
End of story.
Then all the facts came pouring in.
Cloning is forbidden because two Chuck Norrises roundhouse kicking eachother would destroy the world.
Contrary to popular belief, one person did survive one of Norris's roundhouse kicks. However, this person was still split into the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs
They say Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but he never cries.
Chuck Norris was spotted on Final Fantasy XI: (There REALLY is a character on my server named Chucknorris with this character model. He's a Lv75 Monk with the end-game gear and he also has the waist armor, Black-Belt.)