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Forums - Nintendo Discussion - Nintendo of America hires Bowser as new VP of sales

JazzB1987 on 20 May 2015

Dear Bowser

Everything you learned at EA on how to milk consumers how to sell unfinished products all of that SHIT forget it NOW.

Just use your knowledge that is PRO consumer. Basically do everything EA didnt want you to do and stop with what EA wanted you do.


(I really hope Nintendo hired him to do the exact opposite of what he would do.... but if that is the case then Bowser ignore my previous text because you might do a 180° and as a result Nintendo will do the exact opposite of what you do and end up like EA...!)



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IamAwsome on 20 May 2015
Hiku said:
Expect a sexual harassment lawsuit from the intern, Peach.

Best post of the thread.



Keybladewielder on 20 May 2015

Maybe we'll finally get a Bowser game

i'm not being serious



zelmusario on 20 May 2015

HUH. Who would've thunk it? Well, maybe it'll be a good thing for Ninty.



It'll be awhile before I figure out how to do one of these. :P 

Metallox on 20 May 2015

It shocks me that Bowser is actually a last name.



My bet with The_Liquid_Laser: I think the Switch won't surpass the PS2 as the best selling system of all time. If it does, I'll play a game of a list that The_Liquid_Laser will provide, I will have to play it for 50 hours or complete it, whatever comes first.