Gaze upon Mystic Quest: HD Remaster, ye sinners, and know true despair.
Inflicting itself on PC and mobile users on March 13 for the ridiculous sum of $7.99. Alternatively, you can just PayPal me $7.99 and I will come to your house and kick you in the balls. There is no God.
(This is actually probably a scam. Still, it made me laugh.)

















