Alright alright, I got em

Worldwide:

PS4: 512,345 (This just in Sony is paying their employees to buy the PS4's to give the illusion of taking over the gaming market, every employee has to buy atleast 1 to 2 PS4's a week)

XBone: 512,345 (better add an additional $50 price cut, to that already added $50 price cut that we got rid of but are bringing back, we gotta be ahead of the PS4 fuck profit!)

WiiU: 25,243 (Are people still buying me?)

3DS: 1,635,279 (Because parents are giving in to kids more and more worldwide, beat your kids parents, help reduce the assholes in the world)

PSVita: 42 (That's it)

PS3: 56,000 (Did I beat Xbox 360 yet?)

Xbox 360: 55,999 (Xbox 360 $200 price cut!!)

Wii: 5,245 (Nintendo should just start focusing on me again...)

(Dont take offense people just adding some comedy in this desprate time of need for some numbers, it's like fucking crack if we don' get it, shit's about to go down, going to have to start sucking dicks just to get something out of Michael Patcher, it's better then nothing!)

^ (yep I forgot to quote so I'm using arrows. I suck)

LOL.

The whole sucking dicks thing, are we sucking Michael Pachter's dick or just some random dudes? I'm not sure I trust Pachter's hygiene.

We'll I'm solely here for the numbers, Ok I'm also here

Its January so they are not going to be great anyway

Random street bums just to get the credit to see him, it's a big process.

Welp. Sacrifices have to be made. Anything to dem numbers.

Are you fucking serious? Beating kids makes assholes out of them. The way to make someone grow up good is very different from what you imagine. This makes you sound like the least attractive user on this site, I'm extremely disappointed.

ioi is indeed starting a new website.

Its going to be called VGCharts and will solve al the issues of the current site.

Your sarcasm meter needs some work my friend.

It's seems pretty obvious ioi is waiting for the fiscals to recalibrate his factors closer to reality.