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I really like the title. For a few reasons. 1) it reveals that a lot more is going to be revealed about the force's mysterious existence. Midchloarians were horribly recieved with the prequel trilogy. I expected a more sophisticated and well developed history of the Force in this one. 2) it's basically admitting that George Lucas "lost his touch" in the prequels. The force was definitely sleep in them--especially in the first two. Revenge of the Sith was actually really damn good but as whole the prequels lost all of the original soap opera charm and flare. This title is announcing that this film will bring that back! 

Cant wait a it to see this! 



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I expect more cheesy acting and teddy bears with spears. Maybe they'll bring back that jolly rabbit that lives in the oceans too!



As long as Jakey Lloyd and Jar Jar Binks aren't invited I'm good! 



They should have gotten Gary Kurtz involved with the writing. He's the reason Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back were so much better than the other films in the series. Here he is telling George that his opinion sucks and is wrong.



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Should have been called "Army of the Jar Jar"



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All I want is Darth Jar Jar with solar flares freaking everywhere!!!!!!!!! I also want the ENTIRE movie in Gungan with Japanese subtitles in ONLY 3d movies (but heres the catch, NO 3D! They do it just to get more money!!!). I want it filmed in 48 fps with ONLY green screen (no costumes or live action scenes) and I want the end of it to time travel back and TOTALLY enhance the importance of the prequel movies and completely destroy everything that happens in the original trilogy by replacing it with Dark Vader (played by Hayden Christensen) being helmetless for 3 movies sobbing and killing everybody because of his sorrow for killing his wife. I also want Jar Jar to became Vader's apprentice and kill Sideous with Vader. Then, at the VERY end, I want the announcement that Vader is, in fact, Darth Bane and Bane WAS able to transfer his conciousness to his apprentice and all the succeeding ones after (expanded universe just exploded with joy).

After the credits I want their to be a 2 minute sequence of a MASSIVE gungan ship (yea baby!!!) heading towards a planet in the distance. As it gets closer to the planet, we hear the Gungans say it is the origin planet of the force and they want to destroy it in order to rid the universe of Jedi and Sith. As the sequence nears it's end you can see a small piece of land that appears to be in the shape of Australia. Then the movie ends for real. The crowd is speechless, the critics have no comprehension of how to express their feelings, and George Lucas himself will be so disturbed that he will invest all of his money into the 2016 Obama re-election campaign (which isn't even legal, but he won't know because he will be THAT disturbed). Yea... Totes bodacious!



Lightyears ahead of all the titles of the prequels, but that's really not saying much.

Looking back, it's now obvious that Episode I's title "The Phantom Menace" was referring to none other than George Lucas.

As a side note, I was surprised to read that principal shooting is already being wrapped up on the film, with more than a year to go before its release. Obviously there's alot of post-production and FX work to be done still, but here's hoping that everything comes together nicely. I'm cautiously optimistic about this film, after getting my hopes up with the release of each prequel only to be even more disappointed than the last one each time.

In retrospect. Episode I > Episode III > Episode II. Why? Because the pod race sequence was the only goddamn thing that was good about the prequels, that's why!



On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

Didn't they say a trailer isn't far off as well?