| That Guy said: UPPER DECK An upper deck is where you take the top off of the back of the toilet and poop in the reserved water so that the poop is trapped. Everytime the toilet is flushed afterwards the toilet will be filled up with fresh poo water. |
regarding the air raid poo:
Once I was in the stall and all of a sudden I saw a poem written on the wall:
I am sitting here broken hearted I came here to poop,but I just farted
after I read it ,I couldn't control my self, I started laughing out loud in the public washroom with 5-6 people in it.
It still cracks me up
| DMeisterJ said: I NEVER poop at school. I always hold it, I don't care if I'm going to die. |
Me too.
| omgwtfbbq said: Why would you not like pooping at work? It's fantastic, not only do you get free toilet paper, but you're being paid to poop. I tell you, there are few better feelings than pooping and being paid for it. |
Sometimes I bring my Ipod and listen to music as I get paid to poop.
Interests: Government, Sports, Accounting, Computers and Business
oh by the way, if you go to http://www.workpoop.com you can figure out how much money you make a week by pooping.
| That Guy said: oh by the way, if you go to http://www.workpoop.com you can figure out how much money you make a week by pooping. |
That site fales, it doesn't account for salary pay.
| Dodece said: The handicap stall is the best stall by far. Ample room to spread those legs, hide those feet, and its always in the far corner which allows you more privacy. Which I occasionally use to kick off my shoes and give myself a food massage. Its also the most difficult stall to assault in a zombie attack. Yes I have considered the possibility. I am unfortunately probably the reason for this thread. I am the madcap practical joker at work. I will pull, twist, and tear your chain. One of my favorite pranks is to run in the restroom and bang away at the stall to throw off the victims off rhythm or worse throw them off of their throne. The best part is you almost never get caught. I also like to make disturbing noises, thrown money underneath the stalls, or even send unrequested toilet paper under the stall cracks. I also love to leave little mysteries in the stalls. Ambiguous notes on the toilet paper. No I don't do it every day, but occasionally I get the hankering to really screw with my coworkers. Always makes the day go faster if you have taken a little time to screw with just one other person. A personal joke that lasts for hours. You want to know how you get the bathroom to yourself. Moan like your being tortured and tickled at the same time. Other people who really have to go can't its like taking a dump under enemy fire. One time I had a real dedicated guy in the stall next to me. All I said was "God why god me? I don't wanna die? What did I do that was so bad? Please stop the blood please." I can tell the guy was over four hundred pounds but he moved like a marathon runner. I think of the restroom as a place of fun. |
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ROFL - very descriptive....maybe overly so...lolol
But most of it is true.....even I have to admit that. I hate it when there's somebody in the stall next to you.....
I'm bumping this ish so that the off topic board will have something good on it
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