I'm watching my wife play Donkey Kong and I have to admit...

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Spade on 28 February 2014

Wright said:

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Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse Pegging might be imminent...

Fixed.

What's pegging?

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_crazy_man_ on 28 February 2014

I also don't understand the hate for rocket barrel levels.

Especially now that they have doubled the health and given you the option of doubling it again with an item.

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Wright on 28 February 2014

Slade6alpha said:

Wright said:

Mr Khan said:
Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse Pegging might be imminent...

Fixed.

What's pegging?

This.

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Spade on 28 February 2014

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That I'm getting pretty turned on right now. She is in absolute beast mode, and it's giving me a funny feeling. The fact that she is not letting me play is not bothering me a bit. Anyone else get aroused when they play with their better halves? Oh! And the game is awesome! That is all.

That would turn me on.

Although I don't have a woman, so I probably don't know :(

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Spade on 28 February 2014

Wright said:

This.

:O

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Hibern81 on 28 February 2014

Wright said:

Slade6alpha said:

Wright said:

Mr Khan said:
Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse Pegging might be imminent...

Fixed.

What's pegging?

This.

God I hope it doesn't lead to that!

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Hibern81 said:

Wright said:

This.

God I hope it doesn't lead to that!

Then I suggest co-oping with her to beat the level :P

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archbrix on 28 February 2014

Hibern81 said:

Mr Khan said:
Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse might be imminent...

(by god do those levels bring out the worst in me, even more than the fucking minecarts. The two of them are really what keep me from ever rating these games highly).

Well, she is Latina so spousal abuse was inevitable from the beginning. CALIENTE!!!