I'm watching my wife play Donkey Kong and I have to admit...

[archbrix]

Hibern81 said:

Mr Khan said:
Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse might be imminent...

(by god do those levels bring out the worst in me, even more than the fucking minecarts. The two of them are really what keep me from ever rating these games highly).

Well, she is Latina so spousal abuse was inevitable from the beginning. CALIENTE!!!