Some of those rumors were actually pretty accurate!

hahahahaha

Please be true.

Like many have said, it seems too good to be true. But it's not impossible, particularly if these announcements are spread throughout 2014. All at once, in a single Nintendo Direct, seems highly unlikely.

everything in ONE direct ? xD I do not think so

Some of the things here are not that far-fetched tbh.

-Nintendo Direct is planed for this upcoming week = Mario kart 8 release date, Super smash bros release date, two new game announcements.

Possible, the 2 game announcements could be just eshop games

-Pokken is real. Pokemon/Tekken. Release date set for September 2014. 

Given the screenshot of Lucario and Blaziken that was showed last year, plus Hyrule Warrios being a thing, this isn't that hard to believe.

-Two Metroid games in development. One almost finished. Releasing Oktober 2014.

I don't think 2 games are in development, but 1 is very likely

-we are going to see at least 3 old long anticipated franchises from Nintendo this year

If those games are small eshop tittles (like Chibo Robo for example) this is probably true

-New miyamoto ip. Only information is that there is no information. Kept very secret.

Definitely true

The others that I didn't add are most likely BS, Zelda in 2014 especially is very hard to believe (although the dark tone a.l.a Majora's Mask might be true)

Pokken? Mature Zelda for this year? This is BS.

Nailed it.

I will be happy if there is a Nintendo Direct next week ^^

I guess we will find out in one week, but i am not trusting this rumor, especially the "nintendo is working on a new console for years now" bit.

Lol. Seems as fake as it gets. Would love it if that Zelda one was true though.

Edit: LOOK! GUYS! IT SAYS IT'S REALLY TRUSTWORTHY! OMG CHRISTMAS IN JANUARY CONFIRMED!