First things first, this is a joke thread. I saw this picture and had to make a thread about it.

#1. The Gamepad is heavy and uncomfortable to game with. 

#2. The triggers are digital, nuff said.

#3. It only does Mario and Luigi

#4. It wont play DVDs or Blurays

#5, It wont play Uncharted or Halo

#6. Its for kids and KIDS ONLY

#7. Its sales even depress Mario

#8. The discs are round on the edges

#9. Making this list has been annoying and its Wii U's fault

#10. I dont own one but secretly I want one I actually own one already =D

Cool. You should make a thread with fanboy reasons why the Wii U is amazing.

Don't forget the graphics lol.

The kid is playing the Wii U in the car ? Is it parked in the front of the house or is the Wii U hooked up to the cars battery ?

#11 It is weak
#12 it has no GRAPHICZz

But it took so long to think of 10 reasons =(

I guess I might do one later if I can be bothered.

I was thinking the same thing. Apparently there's an attachment for that

probably hooked up to the cars battery.

I regularly take my Wii U with me on the train, its awesome.

Rounded edges had positive reactions when it was first discovered:

Link

Im actually a fan of them, they feel much better than those crappy flat edges that hurt my fingers