I barely ever get sick

type 1 diabetic so yeah.... Sick about once every 3 months at the very least, I had the flu during December.... twice, I didn't even know this was possible.

I almost never get sick, but I do have allergies and have to take Claritin D or similar once a day or I won't be able stop coughing and/or clearing my throat constantly.

Once a yr. Sometime not at all.

Very rarely, maybe 2 times a year.
Though sometimes I suffer from spring flowers... It's a bit annoying

Multiple flu strains circulate at once, you must have caught two different ones.

My body.... Is pokemons >.>

Generation 1/2 pokemon tho, where they could legally advertise having to catch them all, without it being a health risk to people.

Every Single time life decides I should fail at something... Also during spring/summer due to allergies

Well, the way I get sick, is not a desease that prevents me to do anything. But the best for me is to just do nothing for the rest of the day. My problem is I either sneeze twice every 10 minutes, or I need to clean my nose all the time.

I get a cold once a year, followed by coughing which lasts a few weeks for me since I have asthma. I also get food poising twice a year. I just had it last week.