NSA+FBI = CSIS and CSE 
http://www.cse-cst.gc.ca/index-eng.html
https://www.csis-scrs.gc.ca/index-eng.asp

TSA = TSBC
http://www.tsb.gc.ca/eng/

Similar agencies in both countries I am afraid.

You forget about Lousianna.  French territory that integrated into the US without a problem.  The French in Lousianna just said "Fuck it!" and created Creole.  Possibly just to spite the English speaking American's.  "You want us to speak English?  No.  We'll speak English and French together at the same time."  If you only know English, you won't understand it.  If you sort of know French, you won't get it.  If you only know French, you too won't understand, but you'll understand more than those English.

As well, we have communities of Amish (Germans) across the country that live in relative isolation speaking only German.  We buy up Amish stuff like crazy all the time.  Amish goods are a cottage industry.  Heck, if you believe the bullshit marketing by some companies, they're even responsible for making super fancy electric space heaters.

So, despite displacing and killing off thousands of Native Americans, I'm sure if the US and Canada integrated together, millions of French Canadians would have nothing to fear.  I mean, how fertile is Quebec anyway?  How long is the growing season?  Are the French Canadian's absolutely opposed to moving to Alberta?  I hear it's a wonderful place to live visit in the Summer.

That's the funny thing about European's on Reddit suggesting they wouldn't want to move to/live in the US.  Sure, you don't have the "NSA", the "FBI", or "CIA", but your country does have it's own services that do the same work the US agencies do, and they do spy on their citizens. 

Likewise, countries like Germany being "upset" to find out that the US has been spying on them have been doing the same thing for decades.  Allies spy on each other and they know they're spying on each other.  What typically attracts attention are when spies get sloppy about something or get caught dipping their fingers into too sensitive of information. 

Israel has been one of the worst spying offenders, especially here in the US.  While Russian spies get all the notoriety, back in the 1980's and 1990's the US tried and convicted or returned several Israeli spies.  It got to the point where you couldn't tell who was our friend or foe because the Israelis were doing so much spying, and worse during a Isreali favorable administration.

What, do you think the NSA doesn't spy on Canadians?

That's hilarious.

That would make the Queen the Monarch over the us to AHAH

Before they do that they gonna make a new north American currency and call it the Amero.

i know we are supposed to limit .gif responses but i think this pretty much sums my opinion up..

No... I'm Canadian and this should never happen.

I'm not sure that's how it works.

Realistically, it seems like everybody's complaint here aren't cultural but are silly legal issues that could be resolved with hard work and focused dialogue.  Why couldn't Canada keep its gun laws?  Why not keep Canada's health care system in place?  The negatives can be resolved.

Or we can focus on creating the positives without integrating entirely.  There are so many possibilities - before we discount the idea, we must look at it positively, with an understanding that the combined will of the Canadian and American peoples is capable of overcoming our differences while creating a stronger partnership, even a union!

What, do you worry about the French people of Quebec?  There is no official U.S. language - they would be fine. Or is it our strong spying programs? Join us, help us eliminate them. Is it because you think your socialist attitudes won't fit into the United States? - but there are plenty of socialists living here right now. Besides, the United States prides itself on being multicultural - you'd fit in and then start dragging the country your way. Do you think Canada's influence would diminish? On the contrary! The U.S.' influence would be greatly increased, and Canada would be a major part of U.S. politics now! Or what, do you think your Canadian identity would fade? Tell that to the Texans! Tell that to the Southerners! Tell that to Midwesterners, to New Yorkers, the Californians!

But the benefits of further integration are stark.  Our economies are already very integrated - let's eliminate further barriers. Why should I need a visa to work in Canada? Why should a Canadian need a visa to work here? Why can't I move to Toronto as easily as I can move to New York? And why should we have separate militaries? Wouldn't we be better off with a common defense?  And wouldn't Canadians like a seat in the halls of the most powerful nation, to help steer its policy in the 21st century? Wouldn't you rather influence the United States government rather than - be influenced and coerced by it?

You got it backwards , we  Taswegians accepted you mainlanders being the magnanimous people we are , regarding the kiwis who needs a border when your seperated by a ditch .