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Forums - NSFW Discussion - Penis Injuries Reported In 2013

badgenome said:
Yep, 2013 was a busy year for my little guy.


We all knew it was a little guy :P



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Logico15 said:

We all knew it was a little guy :P

Oh yeah? Well, I bet you didn't know I could fit a wedding ring on it, smart guy!



badgenome said:
Logico15 said:

We all knew it was a little guy :P

Oh yeah? Well, I bet you didn't know I could fit a wedding ring on it, smart guy!

I wish I had your abilities :c



My favorite:
WHILE PUTTING ON PJ'S HE HIT HIS PENIS AGAINST THE WALL

Instructions unclear, hit penis against wall.



If you demand respect or gratitude for your volunteer work, you're doing volunteering wrong.

C'mon... like we ain't all had some penis injury one time...



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

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BraveNewWorld said:
Does the first guy have a micropenis? How did he get a wedding ring on it?! Same about the guy with the shot glass and we know his was erect.

I looked up penile fractures . I recommend you don't, and remember never run with an erect penis.

The one with the toy truck brings back a memory from years ago of my sister throwing a TV remote at me in anger, it was very painful.

The wedding ring and shot glass was probably this guy: