That was pretty funny. I liked the "took nearly four minutes" joke.

Honestly, after reading the OP, I though, "this is so tongue-in-cheek that no one will take it seriously." However, it turns out that I was wrong. That's OK with me, though, as it's a lot more fun this way.

For whatever reasons some people just need to get over themselves. Too much hate it seems that they have to put their faith in a worldly object that ultimately means nothing in the end. 

Hey, things happen.  Laugh over it and just move on. 

Here's the video. They don't switch to a different account to resolve the issue, as soon as they get online, the problem is resolved and allows them to play.

http://www.twitch.tv/nycfurby/b/486682548?t=3h44m02s

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But the Day one DRM patch?

...was a ruse!

DRM just punishes the consumer, the pirate has no bs to worry about since its stripped out. They do it to themselves(publishers).

Fighting Game Community News Network. It's a joke site for the fighting game community.

I thought KI was a free game. Despite this being a joke article, and the issue was only a *minor* setback....why would it need to check to see if it's genuine if it doesn't cost a dime?