I called the number. This is how it went.

Spurge picked up the phone and said, "Evening good friend. I knew you would call, Jay520. We have business to discuss."

I was shocked by the fact that he knew who I was before I even told him. But I was shocked even more by his surprisingly deep and seductive voice. I've always been a straight man myself, but whenever Spurge talked, I found myself with an uncontrollable tingling sensation in my crotch.

I was so shocked and nervous, but I tried to think of something to say anyway. Unfortunately, I could only come up with, "So...uh....Wii U's not doing too good, eh?" followed by an extremely awkwardly forced laugh. For some reason, I tried to use a British accent to impress him. It was the dumbest string of sounds I ever created in all of my life.

Then there was silence. A silence deeper than any silence I ever experienced in my life. There was only the sound of Spurge's deep, rhythmic breathing. Everything in my life stopped. The silence continued but Spurge's presence was all too real. It felt like Spurge was in my room, starring into my soul. Then I started having these visions and revelations, and after about 25 seconds, I finally realized: There is a God... and He is Spurgeonryan.

A mixture of tension and wonder grew stronger and stronger as time pressed on. So eventually I had to hang up to prevent my heart from stopping from the intensity. My entire life changed from that phone call.

Afterwards, I sat in my room on my bed starring at my television. Then, after three hours, I realized the television wasn't even on, and I was actually in the corner of my bathroom curled up in the fettle position, and it had only been 13 minutes - not three hours. That was the craziest phone call I ever had in my life. Everything I know is a lie.

702 385-7912
ask for B.Todd

Hmmm??? I do not recognize this as a Colorado area cold. New one? or are you a lying biiiiiiiitttcchhh!!!!

My phone number is 911 or 112 depending on where you live. Call it and make a threat so I know it's you.

What?!?

Crap we have the same area code (Passaic County), are you a sexy girl or at the very least do you like those video game things kids these days like?

This is the most awkward call I've ever heard about. Felt something strong by just reading your post, good thing you're still alive.

Here's my number, +212665789217 . It's outside US and Europe, so you assume the extra fees. *If anybody calls...*

(919)-939-8680 go ahead...But state yourself first.

787-666-HONK

(203) 777-4647

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Wikipedia says that's the phone number for the talking clock in New Haven, Connecticut.