:'(

You didn't need to remind me!

.....

And I'm back. Only took 2 days.

God damm, Salnax! I thought I was going to get closer to you this time, but now you have almost twice as many points as me!!! Also, I'm doing actually incredible, I don't have much free time. Well, I post most of the time when I'm about to sleep.

Renegade Kid announces Moon remake; Moon Chronicles.

• Episode 1: $8.99 (contains chapters 1 - 4 + 6 VR Missions: ~4 hours of gameplay).
• Episode 2 (as DLC): $1.99 (contains chapters 5 - 8: ~2 hours of gameplay).
• Episode 3 (as DLC): $1.99 (contains chapters 9 - 12: ~2 hours of gameplay).
• Episode 4 (as DLC): $1.99 (contains chapters 13 - 16: ~2 hours of gameplay).

They also want to release a sequel next year.

EDIT:
Thread by Suke  - http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=176816
Official Site         - http://www.renegadekid.com/moonchronicles.htm

I have no idea how to choose a title. Radishhead has dibs on the handheld sphere, and although I love a lot of games and series, there's no one series I've been a huge, constant fan of. Well, maybe Pokemon, but I don't know much about the more recent spinoffs.

Here are a couple of ideas I've had:

• "Patron of Handheld RPG's" (Several of my favorite games ever are handheld-native JRPG's.)
• "Veteran of the Erika Massacre of 2012" (Reference to a Nuzlocke run I posted on this site.)
• "The Most Trusted User in Nintendo News" (Describes what I do here.)
• "King of the Martians" ("Salnax" was originally a sci-fi character I made back in 9th grade for an original story. Speaking of which, I'm going to have to share the story of how I made and adopted that name one of these days.)
• "Super Ultra Cool Killer Slayer" (SUCKS for Short.) 

Tell me if any of them sound less than completely ridiculous. Alternatively, suggestions are welcome!

As for the eShop game, that sounds like a good idea, but last time I checked, there's no gifting method on either the 3DS or Wii U. I could be wrong.

Is it possible to send a download code online somehow? Alternatively, I would happily accept something "creative," like a thread devoted to my awesomeness, some sort of Salnax "roast," or ridiculous fanart of my avatar or something. Just shooting ideas.

I have no idea how I'm getting all these points. I usually don't devote any more than 10 minutes a day getting news for this thread. I guess I just have a good method of turning internet hubbub into tidbits of info.

Plus, there's the times you've left me in charge of Wii U news for a day or two. That probably helped. As does your apparent refusal to post the endless Wii U doom articles out there.

OK, you got me. I decide to not post many "Wii U is doomed" articles. More specifically, no Pachter Wii U articles. 

And you've always posted on time, except once during Thanksgiving. Maybe twice. 

Im getting Moon Chronicles day one. Whos with me?
I thought Renegade put really good FPS on DS, Moon was pretty decent, had great atmosphere, graphics and controls.
For 15$ i think is a no brainer. Seriously i encourage you guys to buy it if you like FPS with puzzles kinda like Doom or Quake.

How do you know Nintendo will do a regular E3 conference this year? Hm, that gives me an idea for a poll in April or so

How will Nintendo attend E3 this year?

• They'll make as many directs as days last E3
• With 2 Nintendo Directs like 2013
• With 1 Nintendo Direct and the regular conference, like 2012
• They'll go back to standard, the E3 stage conference we all love
• They won't. They are doomed, remember? They'll quit before that.

I expect new info on the already revealed games and maybe 1 or 2 new games for the 3DS. But they'll save the big reveals for E3.

The problem with saving the big reveals for E3 is that they don't have that much time to afford in terms of publicity. They need to announce something resounding and fast, even if it's just a prelude to a potential price cut when MK8 or SSB release. 

That alone would at least tide them over until E3 where they could go all out.

Are you crazy!? They can't hint a price cut before it happens or sales will fall... even more.

And while E3 lasts only a few days, the coverage from the media last weeks.