Who in gods name does it standing?! Enjoy smear everywhere......

That monkey is clearly sitting. Sitters = monkeys confirmed.

There's no smear. It's not like you stand at attention like a soldier and let your buttcheeks clap together.

So what is the one on the right?

Because sitting down is  easier... and more sanitary as it's spread out more and therefore you can clean deeper.

As for putting your hand in the toliet...  I guess that could happen if your spastically clumsy.

Good think your about to wash your hands anyawy.

uh standing.

1. So you wipe away from the balls.
2. So you don't stick your hand into the toilet bowl.

Seriously!!!?? I assumed everyone wiped sitting. These poll results are blowing my mind, or maybe people are just messing with it.

sitting but with lifting one cheek.

We european don't have that much water in our toilets as you americans do

I've always been a sitting man myself. My dad was a sitting man. His dad was a sitting man, and so on. I've tried standing one time, and for the entire day, my buttocks region felt crusty. I had to dump my underwear, pants, my shirt, and my hat because they were stained with fecal residue (which is weird because my hat was in the other room when I was in the bathroom).

It's actually been scientifically proven by scientists that wiping while standing is the objectively inferior alternative. The reason is because when you stand, your ass cheeks close themselves again, causing residue to be smushed inside. When this happens, approximately 20% of the fecal matter is absorbed into the buttocks, and can only be removed via surgery. If surgery doesn't occur immediately, then the feces will be there forever; it will become a part of you. It's been estimated that the average stander is 15% full of shit, as a result.

Same.