How do you wipe? | |||
| Standing | 231 | 44.25% | |
| Sitting | 290 | 55.56% | |
| Total: | 521 | ||
I don't use toilet paper, I use a Bidet...
"I've Underestimated the Horse Power from Mario Kart 8, I'll Never Doubt the WiiU's Engine Again"
This thread reminds me of Huntington: Clash of Civilizations...
the-pi-guy said:
What angle were you going at? Cause if it is 90, then it is just plain wrong. |
FrancisNobleman said:
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Squating is actually a much better way to take a dump. Not that you need this specific device in order to achieve said position though :P
OT: I had never in my life heard of anyone wiping their ass while standing, not in any developed country anyway. I can't imagine standing up after some fresh diarrhea BEFORE I wipe my ass.
Grab toilet paper, fold over, lift up butt cheek corresponding to hand holding toilet paper, reach behind and place paper at your perineum, wipe backwards over anus with a firm motion, fold over (after checking paper to estimate how much shit is left hanging), wipe again, drop paper in bowl, repeat everything until paper no longer looks brown/green/purple or any other colour besides the TP original colour, stand up, flush, wash hands, use some left over water to fix hair, check mirror if I still look hot, leave bathroom satisfied and disappointed at the same time.
I used the bathroom after this thread and attempted to handle business sitting
AINT NO WAY IN HELL!
I can't do it.
Aint nobody got time for any of this "sitting" shit ...Dick is too big for that
Standers = #BigDickProblems
brendude13 said:
Don't wash, just wipe. Wet patches are not only disgusting, but uncomfortable. |
Don't really understand what you mean by wet patches. I have a container with a snout which i fill with water then just pour it on my stuff. Then take a a piece of toilet paper then dry yourself off. Throw the toilet paper in the crapper and flush. You don't leave yourself stuff wet, but if you did, it's not unhygenic.
anonymunchy said:
Squating is actually a much better way to take a dump. Not that you need this specific device in order to achieve said position though :P Grab toilet paper, fold over, lift up butt cheek corresponding to hand holding toilet paper, reach behind and place paper at your perineum, wipe backwards over anus with a firm motion, fold over (after checking paper to estimate how much shit is left hanging), wipe again, drop paper in bowl, repeat everything until paper no longer looks brown/green/purple or any other colour besides the TP original colour, stand up, flush, wash hands, use some left over water to fix hair, check mirror if I still look hot, leave bathroom satisfied and disappointed at the same time. |
That's how I do it, but you left out using water to make sure there's no shit residue on your ass hair or ass in general. Water gets rid of it all reliably.
lmao@ the guy who said bidet. Boss.
| FrancisNobleman said: I've tried yesterday night to wipe while sitting for the sake of the sitting fanboys on this thread. I still had to stand to finish and do a good job though, sitting leaves you with much less room. |
I'm glad my thread made you try new things ^^
| enditall727 said: I used the bathroom after this thread and attempted to handle business sitting |
LMAO ^^ I actually LOLed so hard reading that
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