Do you wipe standing or sitting?

[Fifaguy360]

anonymunchy said:

FrancisNobleman said:

PSwii60 said:

Wonktonodi said:

what a load of bullshit. some people may fall for this type of marketing though.

Squating is actually a much better way to take a dump. Not that you need this specific device in order to achieve said position though :P

OT: I had never in my life heard of anyone wiping their ass while standing, not in any developed country anyway. I can't imagine standing up after some fresh diarrhea BEFORE I wipe my ass.

Grab toilet paper, fold over, lift up butt cheek corresponding to hand holding toilet paper, reach behind and place paper at your perineum, wipe backwards over anus with a firm motion, fold over (after checking paper to estimate how much shit is left hanging), wipe again, drop paper in bowl, repeat everything until paper no longer looks brown/green/purple or any other colour besides the TP original colour, stand up, flush, wash hands, use some left over water to fix hair, check mirror if I still look hot, leave bathroom satisfied and disappointed at the same time.

That's how I do it, but you left out using water to make sure there's no shit residue on your ass hair or ass in general. Water gets rid of it all reliably.

lmao@ the guy who said bidet. Boss.