Well I mean more for the toilets at work, at home its not bad, bc I clean the bathroom almost daily, its an OCD thing. I also, keep the seat up bc its easier to put it down.

Do you guys ever backstep from the bowl while peeing, to see how far away you can go?

I've done this only at urinals...

This is why you lift the toilet seat. People who stand and don't lif the seat are just rude.

im normal.

sitting down of course. starting the wipe from front to back. lift left butt check off toilet seat, and wipe with left hand (i am left handed, its too hard with right hand.)

standing and wiping is retarded (my little bro does that, therefore he is retarded). you dont poop standing up, do you? no, because standing naturally makes your buttchecks clench together, squeezing poop against yourself, and not allowing room, to get deep and thuroughly clean the butthole. sitting naturally spreads the checks apart, and tilting to one side does so even more.

also, when baby wipes are present I always end with a baby wipe. If not, i get the toilet paper damp with tap water, and finish. If im not within reaching distance of a sink, then i spit a little on the toilet paper to get it wet and finish wiping. best way to get clean.

Fair enough. Critical question; do you wash your penis after taking a leak?

I googled around and found that women are less offended by a man taking a leak but not washing his  penis, than a man taking a leak and not washing his hands before he exists.

It's as if somehow the hands are dirtier than the tip of the penis which still has urine residue on it which will get soaked into the underwear.

Imagine he goes and has sex with his tainted tool.

You still get the drops that lad on the front bezel of the seat or hit the floor. Hence why your toilet is gross. If you just sit and do it you don't have to worry about any filth hitting floor unless you're killerzX's brother.

as for me I tend to stand compared to sitting on the toilet but it's still much more of a squat than the fully standing. I always found it awkward to trying to reach in font that behind and trying to half sit on a toilet I might as well get a better position.
The systems in place though are more set for sitters though. Automated toilets always get me by flushing before I have wiped.

Wow man I was under the assumption that almost everyone sat and just leaned to a side and wiped, well anyways that's what I do 90% of the time.