Man I've never heard of this baby wipe thing lol

I was a standing man once but then i taught myself the sitting way. Now i sit and lift my right cheek. I don't leave the toilet without having seen the last wipe(s) drawing blanks, and afterwards I always wash my hand. Always.

Just try it once. It's enough to convince you and you'll never regret. 

Or do you pee sitting are standing, no?

Thats round 2 but im sure 99% of males piss standing.

You'd be very wrong.

I don't get why people would stand and piss. It doesn't make it easier. You sit, you let loose, wash and go. For standing, you have to stand, grab your junk, aim and make sure you don't miss especially when the pressure is decreasing. Most of the time drips hit the front of the seat and that's just nasty.

To make it worse, some people don't even wash their junk after pissing. They just pull up their underwear to soak in the piss residue. Which is VERY nasty.

Some of these comments are gold.

I like you.

Although I do still pee standing, I'm a marksman.

standing, the toilet is gross and the less contact the better.

The toilet is gross because you fucking insist on peeing standing! >=(