Dammit Pezus! You said you were skilled at the art of deception; that was clearly a lie! When you get back to base, you shall be promptly murdered. Additional information will be sent to you via email.

Shit, now we need to find someone else to infiltrate the Nintendo fanbase to steal their ideas. The Sony boss is going to be upset with this failure. I must write him a letter to console him.

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Dear Sony, our initial agent has unfortunately failed at his objective. But please, you must not worry. We will dispatch another, more qualified agent, immediately. You will not be disappointed. We just need a little more time to get him trained. Keep hope boss, We will steal Nintendo's ideas and we will save the Vita!

PS, Please don't kill my family. 

I no longer want to be a fan of Sony, because why should I, really? I can finally see the strings they've been controlling me with. I did not become a Sony fan because I liked their products. I became a Sony fan because I wanted to belong somewhere and most importantly to have  mod protection. I stayed because Sony needed ME, and I not them. They drugged me and then they abused me. I had become their ever-loving slave, when I had absolutely no reason to love them. I didn't notice it before, but now I do.

I can see all the unfairness in the world. I can see how Sony fans rule the internet with their iron fist, and even the world. There's a simple reason for this. You see, psychology has a concept called "transference". I can't go into details here, because who'd want to read that? What it all boils down to, though, is that Sony fans are abused by Sony and since Sony fans can't complain or do anything about it, they transfer those feelings to fans of OTHER companies  around the world.

So why am I now a Nintendo fan and not simply an unbiased poster? Because I can finally SEE things clearly. Imagine being saved by a sunny morning after a terrible nightmare. That's the feeling I feel now. I want to belong to a respected group that just loves gaming. I want to be a fan of a company that TRULY loves its fans, by supplying them with endless amounts of undigested, unfiltered GAMEPLAY. 

Viva gaming!

i fucking miss those days.