LIES! you still live on virgin islands.

Great thread, good to see it again.

 So thats a yes to the thread title then? hehe i kid i kid

That movie 40 year old virgin is hilarious.

Anyways, I've seen my first buhgina when I was 14. I was like "God damn, will you look at that". Lets just say during those highschool years it was hard not getting laid.

Damn, It's not good looking this easy.

lol   i kinda was expecting that...but i lost my virginity when i was in florida ....lookin this good plus my accent =american girls  cant resist my sexiness well neither can the girls here 

and yes 40 yr old virgin is funny as shit

Here is the real question.....

And we're taking bets....

What will happen first?

DMJ gets a PS3?

DMJ loses his virginity?

As is well known, there are no virgins where i live in the wonderful Worksop (including me ) because there is no legal age of consent here. One man even made sweet love to a dog by our canal a few years ago.

We are like a tribe. A ruleless tribe!

colonelstubbs said: As is well known, there are no virgins where i live in the wonderful Worksop (including me ) because there is no legal age of consent here. One man even made sweet love to a dog by our canal a few years ago. We are like a tribe. A ruleless tribe!

how come this post seems especially autobiographical?

colonelstubbs said: As is well known, there are no virgins where i live in the wonderful Worksop (including me ) because there is no legal age of consent here. One man even made sweet love to a dog by our canal a few years ago. We are like a tribe. A ruleless tribe!

 I feel bad for the 12 year olds that live there.

Once I went out with a virgin that was more perverted than any other girlfriend I had before and after. Crazy bitch, replaced sex with food, so she got 10kg fatter during a 12 days holiday, as if it wasn't enough, she couldn't cook, I had to, and she made me prepare extra food doing some handjob in return. And if even this wasn't enough, she made me always cut crazy sorry figures, as she asked every man over 35, even in presence of their girlfriends, to show her his dick, because some witty bastard persuaded her that after that age it becomes wrinkled and grey haired, so she was curious to check.
Friends in Tuscany still make fun of me because of her. One of them, a psychiatrist, instead was sorry because his holiday started too late and he hadn't the opportunity to visit, ehm, know her

Well, what's the moral of this? Beware of virgins!!!

Although I must admit that even if with all the other girlfriends of mine I made a lot more and complete sex, I never had such a bizarre experience with them...