Once I went out with a virgin that was more perverted than any other girlfriend I had before and after. Crazy bitch, replaced sex with food, so she got 10kg fatter during a 12 days holiday, as if it wasn't enough, she couldn't cook, I had to, and she made me prepare extra food doing some handjob in return. And if even this wasn't enough, she made me always cut crazy sorry figures, as she asked every man over 35, even in presence of their girlfriends, to show her his dick, because some witty bastard persuaded her that after that age it becomes wrinkled and grey haired, so she was curious to check.
Friends in Tuscany still make fun of me because of her. One of them, a psychiatrist, instead was sorry because his holiday started too late and he hadn't the opportunity to visit, ehm, know her 
Well, what's the moral of this? Beware of virgins!!! 
Although I must admit that even if with all the other girlfriends of mine I made a lot more and complete sex, I never had such a bizarre experience with them...
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