1.> Would definately make things interesting, although I'm not sure how that would be a best case scenario unless PS3 also had the magic "Things are now free for us to build" card. Also, probably would buy.
2.>My Ps3nis is bigger than yours? I don't care. Getting a trophy that shows that I managed to play Pixeljunk Monsters for 15 hours without earning a single rainbow doesn't motivate me.
3.>I can't wait to pay 35 dollars for a movie again. Don't care.
4.>Seeing as I actually enjoy the walk to the video store, meh. Digital distribution means a lot to lazy people I suppose though.
5.>Good games are all a plus, make it worth a buy, even if you don't think something will be good, having it prove you wrong is fine.
6.>Definate requirement. "Hey guys, the earlier cheaper system often runs games better! Isn't our system great?". Whether it's programmers, resources, or just a flaw in whatever, having it fixed, or better, absolutely thrashed would be a huge plus for Playstation, particularily if it meant it's exclusives would run better (Still angry at *Loading* Folklore).
7.> Wireless for his pleasure, rumbling for her.
8.> I'm not sure why this wasn't with 5. Good games are... wait, say it with me... good?
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