Why Ouya shall win the next gen!

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Rustuv on 06 July 2013

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I can't tell if this is supposed to be serious or a joke.

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Alby_da_Wolf on 07 July 2013

BloodyRain said:

Well with all the crazy articles by cnn, I thought hell why not make my own definitive list!

1. The price is the lowest-hah take that Wii U!

2. The most powerful system never sells the most-bam ps4 down for the count!

3. Multimedia you say, well ouya can stream netflix and has twitch tv among other apps-there goes the xbox one!

4. Ouya already has 100+ launch titles

5. It makes a nice and compact paperweight when not in use

6. It's the most portable home console.

7. It can play roms and all that jazz

8. Have you seen towerfall?

9. It doesn't spy on you, take that, Spynekt 2.0!

10. It doesn't fund those drug overlords that sell cocaine to Lardmer.

11. Rogue states don't use it to guide missiles, they're in love with that shady Sony since the Walkman.

12. Americans can finally get games even if that thug Reggie sadistically denies his approval, take that, NoA!

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RedInker on 07 July 2013

Im going to buy 7 Ouya's. One for each day of the week.

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BloodyRain on 07 July 2013

Miguel_Zorro said:
I think the Ouya controller kind of jacked the design from XBox 360. I get that controllers are all very similar, but even the buttons are the same colour.

lol doesn't matter, the ouya can use the xbox and ps3 controllers anyways! Hell, there was a pic of it using a ps4 controller.

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Miguel_Zorro said:
I was going to write something commenting that the Ouya isn't really part of the competition, then I looked up the specs and it's not far from the WiiU.

I might buy one just to play around on and play some old school games assuming it has emulators. But I still don't consider it to be competition for the other consoles.

You win this joke thread. You almost got me for a second