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BloodyRain said:

Well with all the crazy articles by cnn, I thought hell why not make my own definitive list!

1. The price is the lowest-hah take that Wii U!

2. The most powerful system never sells the most-bam ps4 down for the count!

3. Multimedia you say, well ouya can stream netflix and has twitch tv among other apps-there goes the xbox one!

4. Ouya already has 100+ launch titles

5. It makes a nice and compact paperweight when not in use

6. It's the most portable home console.

7. It can play roms and all that jazz

8. Have you seen towerfall?

 


9. It doesn't spy on you, take that, Spynekt 2.0!

10. It doesn't fund those drug overlords that sell cocaine to Lardmer.

11. Rogue states don't use it to guide missiles, they're in love with that shady Sony since the Walkman.

12. Americans can finally get games even if that thug Reggie sadistically denies his approval, take that, NoA!



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