As the title says, post your corny jokes. I'll go first:

1. What do you call a Arnold Schwarzenegger when he quits acting and kills bugs for a living?

2. What do you call a computer with excellent singing ability?

3. If Spiderman applied for a job a Microsoft, what kind of work experience might he list?

Answers Below!

1. An exTerminator.
2. Adele ("adele" the singer, sounds like "a Dell").
3. Web development.

Now, list your corny jokes. Don't worry if you think your joke won't be corny. Nine times out of ten, it will be.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer virus?

A short circuit.

This is particulary difficult for those non-native, however...

Which are the bees that produce milk?

The Boobies.

Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?


Because they were too corny.

Don't get it.

Ohhhh, you have now posted the punchline. Now I get it!